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Singing – not one of my talents

In Fun memories, Funny Episodes on February 12, 2009 at 7:44 pm

I recently told an audience at Seh Sup’m that I was going to sing for them.  They cheered…poor things!  I quickly disspelled their illusion as I had to point out that the only person I sing to is my grand daughter.  Her mother noted that she slept very quickly when I sang to her.  I told her that the poor child is sleeping in self defence.

Anyway, I do sing on very special occassions..not in the bathroom ( I would frighten myself). What is this special occassion you might ask?  Well let’s say I am at a night club and there is a fire, and the owner wanted everyone to exit quickly.  I would consider it my civil duty to grab the microphone and hit the high note immediately.  I guarantee that you would not be able to find a faster exit strategy then that.

I also sing in church – cause I am praising God and nobody can say anything to me.  I can still see the little old ladies in front mof me wincing though.

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